Let me see if I got this right…

– IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

– IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

– IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET SHOT.

– IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.

– IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

– IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

– IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

– IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET…………………………..

1 – A JOB

2 – A DRIVERS LICENSE

3 – WELFARE

4 – FOOD STAMPS

5 – FREE EDUCATION

6 – FREE HEALTH CARE

7 – A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON

8 – BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE

9 – THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY’S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH RESPECT